I hope Barack Obama was able to get gas on Long Island after waiting on that 3 hour line and that they don’t run out just as he pulls up to the pump.

I hope Barack Obama’s city on SimCity 4 doesn’t have traffic/commute time problems.

I hope Obama’s bus doesn’t pass when he’s at the other side of the crosswalk.

I hope Barack Obama never gets pulled over for speeding, but if he does he only gets a verbal warning.

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama never has to make awkward eye contact with people in the car next to his at traffic lights.

I hope Barack Obama parks at a meter, remembers that he doesn’t have change but sees that the meter still has plenty of time on it.

I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama gets his bridge toll paid by the nice stranger in front of him, then does the same for the car behind him.

I hope Barack Obama passes a cop speeding but doesn’t get pulled over. 

I hope Barack Obama is in Kigali having lunch one day during the rainy season, and notices the sky is looking kind of rainy, and is able to get a moto back to his house before it starts pouring.

I hope Obama has the last spot available in the closest parking lot with parking meters and it’s his parking meter that still has 30 minutes left upon arrival. 

I hope that when Barack Obama needs to merge on the highway at rush hour, people let him in and he doesn’t have to sit there waiting with his blinker on.