I hope Barack Obama’s favorite Downton Abbey characters won’t die.

I hope Barack Obama’s boyfriend doesn’t cheat on him with a lighthouse.

I hope Barack Obama can see the taste in cinnamon toast crunch.

I hope Barack Obama didn’t kill Mr. Burns.

I hope Barack Obama performs on SNL and doesn’t ruin his career like Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson.

I hope Barack Obama always understands what’s being spoken in movies or on TV, even if it’s in another language.

I hope that Obama IS the Mother in How I Met Your Mother. That would be legen- wait for it-

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t wanna be like Cinderella, sittin’ in a dark, cold, rusty cellar.

I hope Barack Obama isn’t A on Pretty Little Liars. 

I hope Barack Obama can see a statue without worrying that it’s a weeping angel.

I hope Barack Obama’s vampire boyfriend doesn’t lose his soul when they have sex.

I hope Barack Obama gets placed at the top of Abby Lee’s pyramid.

I hope Barack Obama’s hippo is never hungry.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get put in ‘the wrong trousers’ by an evil penguin.

I hope Barack Obama gets the crown and saves the town and Mr. Krabs