I hope Barack Obama never leaves his doggy bag on the table at his favorite restaurant. 

I hope Barack Obama can see the taste in cinnamon toast crunch.

I hope Barack Obama didn’t kill Mr. Burns.

I hope Barack Obama finds me on his disposition matrix.

I hope that when Barack Obama starts a new game on Animal Crossing, he gets Blanca on the train on his very first try.

I hope Barack Obama was able to get gas on Long Island after waiting on that 3 hour line and that they don’t run out just as he pulls up to the pump.

I hope Barack Obama actually knows the word for thank you in Dothraki.

I hope Barack Obama beats I Wanna Be The Guy without dying.

I hope Barack Obama accidentally puts his favorite chapstick through the wash, but when he takes it out he can’t even tell.

I hope Barack Obama never gets ice cream headaches.

I hope when Barack Obama tweets his favorite celebrities, they tweet back.

I hope Barack Obama wakes up in a hurry, only to realise that it’s 3 hours before he needs to be up, so he can sleep for a while longer. 

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite pair of headphones never stop working in only one ear.

I hope that test Barack Obama was really stressing over turns out to be all multiple choice.

I hope Barack Obama goes to a bar, and the bartender gives him and his friends a rack of their favorite shots on the house just because.