I hope Barack Obama’s fanfics always get hundreds of glowing reviews.
I hope Barack Obama doesn’t find out that the guy who just chopped off his hand is really his father.
I hope that when Barack Obama starts a new game on Animal Crossing, he gets Blanca on the train on his very first try.
I hope Barack Obama was able to get gas on Long Island after waiting on that 3 hour line and that they don’t run out just as he pulls up to the pump.
I hope Barack Obama accidentally puts his favorite chapstick through the wash, but when he takes it out he can’t even tell.
I hope Barack Obama wakes up in a hurry, only to realise that it’s 3 hours before he needs to be up, so he can sleep for a while longer.