I hope Barack Obama gets to listen to a really poorly prepared concession speech.
I hope Barack Obama wakes up in a hurry, only to realise that it’s 3 hours before he needs to be up, so he can sleep for a while longer.
I hope Barack Obama registers for classes during advising week and gets into all of the classes he needs.
I hope Barack Obama’s teacher says she’ll pick the groups but he ends up with his best friend any way.
I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them.
I hope Barack Obama manages to finish his homework in class right before the teacher comes around to check it.
I hope Barack Obama gets a surprise visit from Charles Xavier telling him that he’d like him to attend Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters so he can learn how to control his mutant abilities.
I hope that, in a middle school full of bullies, insane teachers and gross school lunches, Barack Obama, and his two best friends try to do the impossible, help create a guide to help you survive school, and it helps you survive middle school.