I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite Downton Abbey characters won’t die.

I hope Barack Obama gets to listen to a really poorly prepared concession speech.

I hope Barack Obama comes up with a really awesome and funny callback at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening, and times it perfectly when he yells it. 

I hope Barack Obama’s boyfriend doesn’t cheat on him with a lighthouse.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t have to wait in any lines at Comic Con.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t find out that the guy who just chopped off his hand is really his father.

I hope Barack Obama didn’t kill Mr. Burns.

I hope when Barack Obama tweets his favorite celebrities, they tweet back.

I hope Barack Obama wins the election, otherwise I think all of Tumblr will blow up in protest…

I hope Barack Obama wears sweatpants on a Monday and the Plastics still let him sit with them. 

I hope Barack Obama performs on SNL and doesn’t ruin his career like Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson.

I hope Barack Obama always understands what’s being spoken in movies or on TV, even if it’s in another language.

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite comedy television show is filming right in front of his house.

I hope Barack Obama’s best friend is sorry for telling everyone about that time he had diarrhea at Barnes & Noble … and is also sorry for repeating it now .