I hope Barack Obama gets to listen to a really poorly prepared concession speech.
I hope Barack Obama comes up with a really awesome and funny callback at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening, and times it perfectly when he yells it.
I hope Barack Obama doesn’t find out that the guy who just chopped off his hand is really his father.
I hope Barack Obama performs on SNL and doesn’t ruin his career like Lana Del Rey and Ashlee Simpson.
I hope Barack Obama always understands what’s being spoken in movies or on TV, even if it’s in another language.
I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them.
I hope Barack Obama’s best friend is sorry for telling everyone about that time he had diarrhea at Barnes & Noble … and is also sorry for repeating it now .