I hope Barack Obama doesn’t find out that the guy who just chopped off his hand is really his father.
I hope Barack Obama always understands what’s being spoken in movies or on TV, even if it’s in another language.
I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them.
I hope Barack Obama’s dad supports him when he finds out Barack wants to swap his mermaid tail for legs so he can marry Prince Eric and live on the land.
I hope Barack Obama’s best friend is sorry for telling everyone about that time he had diarrhea at Barnes & Noble … and is also sorry for repeating it now .
I hope Barack Obama is trying to load a video on Youtube to show a friend and it actually buffers as he plays it so they don’t have to sit there awkwardly staring at the screen for a little bit while they watch the spinning swirly of death.