I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t find out that the guy who just chopped off his hand is really his father.

I hope Barack Obama wears sweatpants on a Monday and the Plastics still let him sit with them. 

I hope Barack Obama always understands what’s being spoken in movies or on TV, even if it’s in another language.

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama’s dad supports him when he finds out Barack wants to swap his mermaid tail for legs so he can marry Prince Eric and live on the land.

I hope Barack Obama’s best friend is sorry for telling everyone about that time he had diarrhea at Barnes & Noble … and is also sorry for repeating it now .

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t wanna be like Cinderella, sittin’ in a dark, cold, rusty cellar.

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite Sandra Bullock romantic comedy is on Netflix Instant. 

I hope Barack Obama figures out what nargles are.

I hope Barack Obama’s Grandma makes Kip feed Tina.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get put in ‘the wrong trousers’ by an evil penguin.

I hope Barack Obama is trying to load a video on Youtube to show a friend and it actually buffers as he plays it so they don’t have to sit there awkwardly staring at the screen for a little bit while they watch the spinning swirly of death.

I hope Barack Obama’s parents don’t walk in during the only sex scene in the movie.

I hope Barack Obama finds the important stuff hidden in the waffle.

I hope Barack Obama watches The Sixth Sense for the first time and the fact that Bruce Willis is a ghost will come as a complete shock.