I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama figures out what nargles are.

I hope when Barack Obama tells everyone Voldemort is back, they all believe him instead of calling him crazy.

I hope Barack Obama has no trouble when he adds weights to his harness, or when Wyldon switches him up for jousting training. 

I hope Barack Obama finds the important stuff hidden in the waffle.

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite characters in A Song of Ice and Fire don’t get killed.

I hope Barack Obama never reads 50 Shades of Grey as a respect for women and real literature everywhere.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get his village destroyed by a giant evil snake, and his memory wiped.

I hope Barack Obama finds a new fanfiction about his OTP and the grammar, the paragraphs, the storyline AND the characters are perfect.

I hope Barack Obama reads 50 Shades of Grey and dreams of finding a guy like Christian Grey and then he does but better because he isn’t controlling or have psychotic tendencies.

I hope Barack Obama finds Waldo in the first spot he looks.

I hope Barack Obama’s older sister comforts him by saying that he won’t be reaped for the Hunger Games because his name’s only in there once and she’s actually right this time.

I hope Barack Obama gets to say ‘Always’ and no one minds.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get sorted into the house that the wants on Pottermore, but then, after reading his in-depth house description, he realizes that his house is way cooler than the house he thought he wanted.

I hope Barack Obama finds Gollum’s ring, and Gollum lets him keep it.