I hope Barack Obama goes to the bus stop without the correct change but then finds some money on the floor
I hope Barack Obama orders clothes online and is pleasantly surprised when they come in the mail the next day.
I hope Obama reads all of my Tweets one day and feels proud to be mentioned almost as many times as Dawson’s Creek.
I hope Barack Obama comes up with a really awesome and funny callback at a Rocky Horror Picture Show screening, and times it perfectly when he yells it.
I hope Barack Obama is worried his pizza will eat into his budget only to find out that he has enough reward points from his favorite pizza place to buy two free pizzas.
I hope whenever Barack Obama feels like he’s unloved, he chuckles and says “I’m the motherfuckin President.”
I hope that when Barak Obama plays Mario Kart whenever he fires a green shell it never comes bouncing back and hits him