I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama gets money in all of his birthday cards

I hope Barack Obama’s fanfics always get hundreds of glowing reviews.

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama gets the very last Tickle Me Elmo on Christmas Eve and doesn’t even have to fight for it

I hope Barack Obama’s hippo is never hungry.

I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama’s kids make pancakes in the shape of his face for brunch on Father’s Day.

I hope Barack Obama has gotten used to sleeping late over break and on the first school night he falls asleep fine and doesn’t feel tired the next day.

I hope Obama goes to the store a few weeks after Easter and discovers the final, discounted bag of Cadbury Mini Eggs.

I hope President Obama’s Easter Eggs break cleanly into two neat halves.