I Hope Barack Obama

I hope that when Barak Obama plays Mario Kart whenever he fires a green shell it never comes bouncing back and hits him

I hope that when Barack Obama starts a new game on Animal Crossing, he gets Blanca on the train on his very first try.

I hope Barack Obama beats I Wanna Be The Guy without dying.

I hope Barack Obama accidentally kills a cloaked Spy while stupidly swinging his melee weapon around.

I hope Barack Obama’s city on SimCity 4 doesn’t have traffic/commute time problems.

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama is able to play SongPop with his friends and never fall into the habit of always clicking what they clicked first.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t have to wait in a long queue to get onto League of Legends.

I hope Barack Obama’s hippo is never hungry.

I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama never gets a visit from Resetti.

I hope that when Barack Obama plays Spyro he gets the Blue-Egg-Man straight away.

I hope Barack Obama never falls off the stage in Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

I hope Barack Obama’s love interest doesn’t end up being a confusing metaphor for the atomic bomb who explodes when he touches her.

I hope Barack Obama beats Panthera Cantus at level one on Ultimate difficulty on his first try.