I hope that when Barak Obama plays Mario Kart whenever he fires a green shell it never comes bouncing back and hits him
I hope that when Barack Obama starts a new game on Animal Crossing, he gets Blanca on the train on his very first try.
I hope Barack Obama accidentally kills a cloaked Spy while stupidly swinging his melee weapon around.
I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them.
I hope Barack Obama is able to play SongPop with his friends and never fall into the habit of always clicking what they clicked first.
I hope Barack Obama’s love interest doesn’t end up being a confusing metaphor for the atomic bomb who explodes when he touches her.