I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama’s dogs brings him his slippers every single morning. 

I hope Barack Obama wakes up in the morning surrounded by warm, fuzzy puppies that are all trying to lick his face.

I hope Barack Obama’s dog is actually tested for a higher IQ thus PROVEN smarter than your honor student

I hope Barack Obama finds a lost, abandoned puppy that he falls in love with and Michelle says they can keep it.

I hope Barack Obama realises he has stepped in dog poop and takes off his shoes before he smears the poop all over his carpets.

I hope Barack Obama gets trapped in a room filled with fluffy Corgi puppies he can cuddle.