I hope Barack Obama accidentally puts his favorite chapstick through the wash, but when he takes it out he can’t even tell.
I hope Barack Obama wakes up in a hurry, only to realise that it’s 3 hours before he needs to be up, so he can sleep for a while longer.
I hope Barack Obama registers for classes during advising week and gets into all of the classes he needs.
I hope Barack Obama goes to open the bag of M&M’s that he just bought, and he finds that they are all brown, so he freaks out and calls to complain and it turns out that he actually won the contest.
I hope Barack Obama gets just under the minimum GPA required to renew his scholarship, but his school decides to round it up and he doesn’t have to file an appeal.
I hope Barack Obama wakes up an hour late for class, but then remembers it’s summer vacation, and he can rest easy.
I hope Barack Obama takes an AP Test and thinks he did horribly on it; only to find out in July that he made a 5.