I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama never has to poop in a public bathroom.

I hope whenever Barack Obama feels a little upset he just goes to Tiffany’s and looks at all the calm elegant quiet things and it calms him right down.

I hope Barack Obama’s chair is lined with cotton balls and surrounded by kittens so that if he stubs his toe, it’ll feel like he just dipped his foot into a cloud.

I hope Barack Obama finds an abandoned kitten in an alley and his mom lets him keep it even though they already have 2 cats and a dog.