I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama’s hippo is never hungry.

I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama gets told that the way he flips his hair makes someone overwhelmed.

I hope Barack Obama got a full report on the One Direction from his girls.

I hope Barack Obama never has to poop in a public bathroom.

I hope Barack Obama tries to get VIP tickets for a One Direction concert and fails, but his best friend can’t make the concert so he gets his friends ticket.

I hope Barack Obama enters a radio contest and wins front row seats to a One Direction concert.

I hope the way Barack Obama flips his hair gets One Direction overwhelmed.

I hope Barack Obama bans One Direction from America.