I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama never gets caught by Filch or Mrs. Norris wandering the grounds after hours.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get killed, or worse, expelled.

I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama figures out what nargles are.

I hope when Barack Obama tells everyone Voldemort is back, they all believe him instead of calling him crazy.

I hope Barack Obama goes swimming for a long time without his fingers getting all wrinkly.

I hope Barack Obama finds the important stuff hidden in the waffle.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t need to sort out his priorities.

I hope Barack Obama never reads My Immortal.

I hope Barack Obama votes for Harry Potter in the MTV movie awards and they win ALL the awards, even the ones they weren’t nominated for.

I hope Barack Obama gets to say ‘Always’ and no one minds.

I hope Barack Obama lives in a world where Harry Potter never gets snubbed at the Oscars

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t get sorted into the house that the wants on Pottermore, but then, after reading his in-depth house description, he realizes that his house is way cooler than the house he thought he wanted.

I hope Barack Obama gets to be in the house he was hoping for when he plays Pottermore.

I hope Barack Obama’s scar has not pained him for nineteen years.