I hope Barack Obama runs into an old friend from high school, says hello and gets to share a nice piece of cheesecake and a glass of milk with them. 

I hope Barack Obama parks at a meter, remembers that he doesn’t have change but sees that the meter still has plenty of time on it.

I hope Barack Obama never makes awkward eye contact with strangers on public transport.

I hope Barack Obama gets his bridge toll paid by the nice stranger in front of him, then does the same for the car behind him.

I hope Barack Obama never has to poop in a public bathroom.

I hope Barack Obama saves his town on a speck of dust on a clover from being boiled alive and at the same find discovers true friendship with an elephant.

I hope Barack Obama goes to a party thinking he’s not gonna have any fun, but ends up having fun.

I hope Barack Obama plays with fire and DOESN’T get burned.