I hope Barack Obama actually knows the word for thank you in Dothraki.

I hope just before Barack Obama’s friend is about to be tortured to death Tywin Lannister rides up like a pimp and tells all his men that they are stupid and Barack should be his cup bearer.

I hope Barack Obama’s favorite characters in A Song of Ice and Fire don’t get killed.

I hope Barack Obama never accidentally leaves his copy of Game of Thrones out in the torrential rain so long that it actually starts falling apart in his hands when he goes out to try to rescue it.

I hope Barack Obama always makes it home in time so he never has to miss an episode of Game of Thrones.

I hope Barack Obama understands the way this game is played.

I hope Game of Thrones never kills off Barack Obama’s favorite character.