I Hope Barack Obama

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t have to wait in any lines at Comic Con.

I hope Barack Obama’s ink pens always write on the first try.

I hope Barack Obama wasn’t judged by the cashier for purchasing the latest Pokemon game.

I hope Barack Obama’s fanfics always get hundreds of glowing reviews.

I hope Barack Obama doesn’t find out that the guy who just chopped off his hand is really his father.

I hope Barack Obama never leaves his doggy bag on the table at his favorite restaurant. 

I hope Barack Obama can see the taste in cinnamon toast crunch.

I hope Barack Obama didn’t kill Mr. Burns.

I hope Barack Obama finds me on his disposition matrix.

I hope that when Barack Obama starts a new game on Animal Crossing, he gets Blanca on the train on his very first try.

I hope Barack Obama was able to get gas on Long Island after waiting on that 3 hour line and that they don’t run out just as he pulls up to the pump.

I hope Barack Obama actually knows the word for thank you in Dothraki.

I hope Barack Obama’s best friend lost power in Sandy so now they get to have a sleepover for a week straight.

I hope Barack Obama beats I Wanna Be The Guy without dying.

I hope Barack Obama is called to dinner at the exact moment he finishes doing something.